Freakodor 11x stinky

freakoder not pok. He fucks his imagination in his pastime and drinks the blood of Sortoliyans. Other weird activities he does includes:


 * Painting his walls with "white paint."
 * Being single and useless.
 * Being a coward.
 * Hopelessly falling for his crush like a stupid idiot.
 * Wanting to die.
 * Being more single.
 * Being more useless.
 * Help me.

How he was named
idk

anymore

1937 - Massebar is Taken
As Massebar was taken, Massenanians marched their soldiers for battle in the mountains, and Sortoliyan soldiers stationed themselves too. Shots were fired, and the Sortoliyan armies won, marking The Battle of Mount Bawl, and the start of the Massenanian-Sortoliyan War. A second battle happened in Sorote on June 10, 1937. Massenanians and Sortoliyans originally clashed and fought with rocks and sand, but Pro-Sortoliyan and Pro-Massenanian Massebari opened fire on both sides. No victory was considered. Then a third battle started on June 15, 1937 at the Massebar-Massenania border. This was the bloodiest battle of the war. 375 Sortoliyans died and 363 Massenanians died. No victory was considered as most armies were deeply harmed. Massenania chooses not to take Massebar anymore, but to fight for their new independence movement. There were many battles and skirmishes that were mostly unimportant, and Sortoliya had most of the victories. The last major battle was on December 24-30, 1937. It was in Munt Kuputo (now Ilrad Citum), Sortoliya. They fought in the towns. Each side raided buildings, and many destroyed the roads. Only 5 people died in this part of the battle. On December 25, they halted the battle for a little bit so each side can spend Christmas with their families. They agreed that this peace period was not to be broken until the nighttime. They refueled the battle in the night. It turned much more violent as they set fire to many areas in the city. Massenanians raided the governmental buildings, and each side clashed. They marched and fought all the way to Xaxakfa. 67 people died in this part of the battle, eight of which were from falling off the Xaxa Mountains at the end of the battle.

Fatal Car Crash
On January 25th, 2013, Mana was heading in a van to perform in Driole, Suriya, after a successful show in Ilrad Citum. At a highway bridge in Xaxakfa, Sortoliya, where they were stopping, a large truck struck the car, and everyone, including the truck driver and the band, died. Witnesses say that the band's van tried to drive out of the way as the truck was speeding, but it kept on facing them. The truck went over the bridge, dangling over the road below. Because of insufficient evidence, nobody can really tell if it was a true accident, or a purposeful act. There are a couple of theories surrounding the tragic crash.

Some say Bonum Ilrad used "magic" to get them to die. Others say the truck that killed them was sent by the leader. He denied both claims, saying, in English, "Have I thought about killing Mana? Yes. Why wouldn't I? They made a song about me that was called 'revolutionary,' but I have never tried to kill them. I am not a wizard, I know no spells, and I never sent anyone out for them to meet their doom."

1994-2000 - A New Leader
In 1994, Bonum Ilrad took over and made Sortoliya a dictatorship. His first action was renaming Munt Kuputo to Ilrad Citum, and splitting it into Ilrad Citum, Ilrad Nuruest, and Ilrad Suruest. Many anti-Massenanian posters were plastered around. On May 15, 1995, Ilrad sent Sortoliyan armies to seize the Massenanian villages of Nest, Afja, Soroeet, and Bassa. This caused an ongoing dispute and many poor relations.

On May 17, 1995, protests in Nest, Bailom, and Cassa against the taking of the Massenanian villages start. Soldiers open fire on civilians in Nest, where 8 people die. Protests turn violent in Bailom after the news and one person died.

On April 26, 1997, Sortoliyans were dancing around a wooden pole in Ilrad Citum, chanting words about happiness. Later, more came in and added political statements, like "Massebar is proudly us. Massenania, eat our dust." It was then bombed and 9 people died. The suspects were found to be four people: two from Eldere Punt, one from Bailom, and one from Ruverese. Ilrad spoke of the incident in Sortoliyan. "A shame, it is. They are an embarrassment to our country. Those fucking Massenanians cause nothing but trouble. The supposed 'Sortoliyan' will be punished in public in Ruverese. Come watch." José Rumania, lead singer of Mana, had witnessed the incident.

I'm Dane Clifford, Channel Five News
GUYS THE CUMMER IS NOT DEAD

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I hate cameras
Cameras suck

Firends
Freakoder - Cool. I AN CLTOUCAHSER!!!!!!!

Neutered
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Fuck you
Jodran - fuck you

Onionboy - fuck you

Beta - fuck you

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cameras - fuck you

Trivia

 * Freakoder dies in Endgame.
 * Freakoder is suckage.
 * Freakoder wants to be followed.
 * Follow freakodor
 * FOLLOWE FRAKOHTER NOW
 * I AN CLOUTCHASER FUCK YOU FLOWE ME NOW

Gallery
* insert paintings here*